Posted: Apr 10th 2010, 07:34 AM
I've heard rumors of those carnivorous Yankee deer. Ya know, if you cook 'em that way, they're known as 'cheers'. If you cook 'em stuffed with kegs of brew, they're called...what else, 'beers'! If ya smoke 'em with the bear still inside, they're called 'smears'. If ya cook 'em with a slab of wood inside, they're called 'doors'!! Ha HAA!
Oh crap, I spilled my McCallan...my apologies. Hang on, I gotta clean this up before Jo wakes up. Hold on a sec, McCallan on the carpet, guess you could say it's Scotchguarded now!
Oops, damn, gave myself away. PWI! PWI! ( That'll fool 'em). Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud.