Posted: Aug 14th 2010, 08:33 AM
Some Chuck-isms...............................................................................................
11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put
razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that actually is “his” way.
23. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
31. Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.
