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The Bird Feeder; Take It Down

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Room 055

Posted: Aug 10th 2010, 09:36 AM

> I bought a bird feeder. I hung
> It on my back porch and filled
> It with seed. What a beauty of
> A bird feeder it was, as I filled it
>
> lovingly with seed. Within a
> Week we had hundreds of birds
> Taking advantage of the
> Continuous flow of free and
> Easily accessible food.
>
> But then the birds started
> Building nests in the boards
> Of the patio, above the table,
> And next to the barbecue.
>
> Then came the poop. It was
> Everywhere: on the patio tile,
> The chairs, the table .. Everywhere!
>
> Then some of the birds
> Turned mean. They would
> Dive bomb me and try to
> Peck me even though I had
> Fed them out of my own Pocket.
>
> And other birds were
> Boisterous and loud. They
> Sat on the feeder and
> Squawked and screamed at
> All hours of the day and night
> And demanded that I fill it
> When it got low on food.
>
> After a while, I couldn't even
> Sit on my own back porch
> Anymore. So I took down the
> Bird feeder and in three days
> The birds were gone. I cleaned
> Up their mess and took down
> The many nests they had built
> All over the patio.
>
> Soon, the back yard was like
> It used to be .... Quiet, serene....
> And no one demanding their
> Rights to a free meal.
>
> Now let's see.
> Our government gives out
> Free food, subsidized housing,
> Free medical care and free
> Education, and allows anyone
> Born here to be an automatic Citizen.
>
> Then the illegals came by the
> Tens of thousands. Suddenly
> Our taxes went up to pay for
> Free services; small apartments
> Are housing 5 families; you
> Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
> By an emergency room doctor;
> Your child ' s second grade class is
> Behind other schools because
> Over half the class doesn't speak
> English.
>
> Corn Flakes now come in a
> Bilingual box; I have to
> ' press one ' to hear my bank
> Talk to me in English, and
> People waving flags other
> Than ' Old Glory ' are
> Squawking and screaming
> In the streets, demanding
> More rights and free liberties.
>
> Just my opinion, but maybe
> it ' s time for the government
> To take down the bird feeder.
>
> If you agree, pass it on; if not,
> Just continue cleaning up the poop

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Tbird

Posted: Aug 10th 2010, 11:36 AM

I guess that makes it easier for the rest of us to see what AZ. is going through. But hey, they can sit in D.C. not having to deal with it and have their bought and paid for Fed. "Justices" tell AZ. what the hell they can and cannot do in their state.
It does make it a lot easier to see how the civil war started, does it not?

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LoneRanger

Posted: Aug 10th 2010, 06:07 PM

Went to Wallyworld and got me a new entertainment center:

Two bird feeders and a pellet gun.

{ ripped from an actual comic}

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InstructorPyro

Posted: Aug 10th 2010, 09:17 PM

I totally think we should take down the feeders. I have personally seen a family that lives near the beach, drives a new car, and lives in a very, very nice condo. They get all of this for free! Why would they want to 'better' themselves? They live better than I do.

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ZCORR Jay

Posted: Aug 11th 2010, 07:46 AM

How about the NY gov. giving welfare recipients a check for $200 for every kid they have between the ages of 3 and 19 so they can have school supplies. Now lets step back and look at that.... lets give money to people who obviously cant manage their money when the money instead could have gone to schools, split up among the teachers who know what supplies are needed, receipts could have been turned in so that the tax payers money could have been accounted for.

You could only imagine the amount of TV's flying out of walmart that month.

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Room 055

Posted: Aug 11th 2010, 10:45 AM

If anything, it should have been a voucher only good for school supplies.

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