From the minister:We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: 'Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8'.My husband's Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. He started laughing & laughing. Then he read it to me. I couldn't believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too.Psalm 109:8'Let his days be few; and let another take his office. 'At last - I can voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Look it up - it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray.
If you're feeling devilish: Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a knucklehead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on or about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker on it. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age
